Religion is like penis.

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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gllob:

am i in love or am i horny

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

xlenachen:

Me
Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for granted because they think you’ll always stay.
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whatbrodysaidtoday:

bitchesguidetoetiquette:

Flawless logic at play